What if Canada became the Fifty First State?

As a disclaimer of sorts:  

I'm Canadian and wouldn't like to see Canada become the 51st State. This post is satirical and not meant as any serious reference to or commentary on the current political situation.

 
• They could add a star sized maple leaf to Old Glory to create the new flag.
  
• Canadian funny money would then have Monopoly status only.
  
• The Prime minister could become Assistant Vice President (ceremonial status).
  
• Americans could finally enjoy the "real" Niagara falls without crossing the border.
  
• Benedict Arnold could finally be exonerated.
  
• Canadians would have to stop bragging about the War of 1812.
  
• Canadians saying "Eh" at the end of every sentence would slowly disappear?
  
• Americans would be unbeatable at hockey.
  
• Canadians would have a real Military for once.
  
• No more painful border crossings either way.
  
• Everyone likes the sound of AmeriCanadians!
  
• The Sasquatch could no longer escape across the border, and would soon be caught.
  
• Alaskans would finally be connected to their fellow compatriots.
  
• No more Queens or Kings of Canada (too many Royal shenanigans).
  
• Americans would learn how to pronounce Saskatchewan.
  
• Americans would have easy access to real beer like Moosehead! 
• Canadians could lose their reputation for being polite. 
• No more obnoxious Ambassadors wasting time and money in useless Embassies.
• Maple syrup would also become an American staple. 

Feel free to add your own outcome to the list in the comments section! :-).