Monday, April 20, 2026

What if Canada became the Fifty First State?

    As a disclaimer of sorts:  
    I'm Canadian and wouldn't like to see Canada become the 51st State. This post is satirical and not meant as any serious reference to or commentary on the current political situation.
     
  • They could add a star sized maple leaf to Old Glory to create the new flag.
  • Canadian funny money would then have Monopoly status only.
  • The Prime minister could become Assistant Vice President (ceremonial status).
  • Americans could finally enjoy the "real" Niagara falls without crossing the border.
  • Benedict Arnold could finally be exonerated.
  • Canadians would have to stop bragging about the War of 1812.
  • Canadians saying "Eh" at the end of every sentence would slowly disappear?
  • Americans would be unbeatable at hockey.
  • Canadians would have a real Military for once.
  • No more painful border crossings either way.
  • Everyone likes the sound of AmeriCanadians!
  • The Sasquatch could no longer escape across the border, and would soon be caught.
  • Alaskans would finally be connected to their fellow compatriots.
  • No more Queens or Kings of Canada (too many Royal shenanigans).
  • Americans would learn how to pronounce Saskatchewan.
  • Americans would have easy access to real beer like Moosehead
  • Canadians could lose their reputation for being polite. 
  • No more obnoxious Ambassadors wasting time and money in useless Embassies.
  • Maple syrup would also become an American staple. 

  • Feel free to add your own outcome to the list in the comments section! :-).