Showing posts with label United States. Show all posts
Showing posts with label United States. Show all posts

Monday, April 20, 2026

What if Canada became the Fifty First State?

    As a disclaimer of sorts:  
    I'm Canadian and wouldn't like to see Canada become the 51st State. This post is satirical and not meant as any serious reference to or commentary on the current political situation.
     
  • They could add a star sized maple leaf to Old Glory to create the new flag.
  • Canadian funny money would then have Monopoly status only.
  • The Prime minister could become Assistant Vice President (ceremonial status).
  • Americans could finally enjoy the "real" Niagara falls without crossing the border.
  • Benedict Arnold could finally be exonerated.
  • Canadians would have to stop bragging about the War of 1812.
  • Canadians saying "Eh" at the end of every sentence would slowly disappear?
  • Americans would be unbeatable at hockey.
  • Canadians would have a real Military for once.
  • No more painful border crossings either way.
  • Everyone likes the sound of AmeriCanadians!
  • The Sasquatch could no longer escape across the border, and would soon be caught.
  • Alaskans would finally be connected to their fellow compatriots.
  • No more Queens or Kings of Canada (too many Royal shenanigans).
  • Americans would learn how to pronounce Saskatchewan.
  • Americans would have easy access to real beer like Moosehead
  • Canadians could lose their reputation for being polite. 
  • No more obnoxious Ambassadors wasting time and money in useless Embassies.
  • Maple syrup would also become an American staple. 

  • Feel free to add your own outcome to the list in the comments section! :-).