Showing posts with label United States. Show all posts
Showing posts with label United States. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 12, 2019

What if Canada became the Fifty First State?

  • They could add a star sized maple leaf to Old Glory to create the new flag.
  • Canadian funny colored money would then have Monopoly status only.
  • The Prime minister could become Assistant Vice President (ceremonial status).
  • Americans could finally enjoy the "real" Niagara falls without crossing the border.
  • Benedict Arnold could finally be exonerated.
  • Canadians would have to stop bragging about the War of 1812.
  • Canadians saying "Eh" at the end of every sentence would slowly disappear?
  • Americans would learn how to win at hockey.
  • Canadians would have a real Military for once.
  • No more painful border crossings either way.
  • Everyone likes the sound of AmeriCanadians!
  • The Sasquatch could no longer escape across the border, and would soon be caught.
  • Alaskans would finally be connected to their fellow compatriots.
  • No more Queen of Canada (she's a nice lady, but there's been too many Royal shenanigans).
  • Americans would learn how to pronounce Saskatchewan.
  • Americans would have easy access to real beer like Moosehead
  • Canadians could lose their reputation for being polite.



  • Feel free to add your own outcome to the list :-).