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As a disclaimer of sorts:
- I'm Canadian and wouldn't like to see Canada become the 51st State. This post is satirical and not meant as any serious reference to or commentary on the current political situation.
- They could add a star sized maple leaf to Old Glory to create the new flag.
- Canadian funny money would then have Monopoly status only.
- The Prime minister could become Assistant Vice President (ceremonial status).
- Americans could finally enjoy the "real" Niagara falls without crossing the border.
- Benedict Arnold could finally be exonerated.
- Canadians would have to stop bragging about the War of 1812.
- Canadians saying "Eh" at the end of every sentence would slowly disappear?
- Americans would be unbeatable at hockey.
- Canadians would have a real Military for once.
- No more painful border crossings either way.
- Everyone likes the sound of AmeriCanadians!
- The Sasquatch could no longer escape across the border, and would soon be caught.
- Alaskans would finally be connected to their fellow compatriots.
- No more Queens or Kings of Canada (too many Royal shenanigans).
- Americans would learn how to pronounce Saskatchewan.
- Americans would have easy access to real beer like Moosehead!
- Canadians could lose their reputation for being polite.
- No more obnoxious Ambassadors wasting time and money in useless Embassies.
- Maple syrup would also become an American staple.
Feel free to add your own outcome to the list in the comments section! :-).
