Sunday, February 21, 2016

Reasons for Canada to become the Fifty First State!

  • They can easily add a star sized maple leaf to Old Glory for the new flag
  • Canadian funny money would have Monopoly status only
  • The Prime minister could become Assistant Vice President (ceremonial status)
  • Americans could finally enjoy the "real" Niagara falls without crossing the border
  • Benedict Arnold could finally be exonerated
  • Canadians would have to stop bragging about the War of 1812
  • Saying "Eh" at the end of every sentence would slowly disappear
  • Americans would learn how to win at hockey
  • Canadians would be part of a real army for once
  • No more painful border crossings either way
  • Everyone likes the sound of Americanadians
  • The Sasquatch could no longer escape across the border, and would soon be caught
  • Alaskans would really be connected to their fellow compatriots
  • No more Queen of Canada (she's a nice lady, but there's been too many Royal shenanigans)
  • Americans would learn how to pronounce Saskatchewan
  • Finally, Americans would have easy access to real beer like Moosehead!





  • Feel free to add your own reason to the list :-).

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