Seasons Under The Sun's correspondent Beau recently tracked down the nasty old soul hunter while he was on vacation in Paris. You may recall how he fanned the flames of social unrest, and violence that spread rampantly across the city not long ago. He made Beau cool his heels for two hours in the lobby of the Hotel Francois before deciding to grant him an interview in his lavishly appointed suite 1313...
Beau:
You don't usually allow interviews with the press, or especially low level bloggers like me do you Beelzebub?
Satan: Beelzebub??!! If you call me that again I'll roast your loins in eternal hell fire! I'll be damned to know how some of these insulting nick names have stayed the test of time. I'm the King of Babylon, but you can call me Abaddon.
Beau:
Abaddon? Not really familiar with that one, but whatever you say Sir Abaddon. I hope you don't mind answering a few questions while I forge ahead here.
Satan:
Sure, why not? I've got a nice forging operation down below if you get my gist.
Beau:
One burning question I know a lot of boomers would like to ask you. Were you responsible for that whole Rolling Stones/Hells Angels Altamont concert fiasco back in 69? Don Maclean seemed to implicate you in his song "American Pie".
Satan:
Is that the best you can do? Some misguided grungy music event? At that time, Mr. Jagger came close to signing one of my no release contracts, so I almost paid him a visit, but he was just a dabbler in the black arts back then. He tried hard to ingratiate himself to me with that song "Sympathy for the Devil". It was kind of catchy I guess, but I far prefer the music in "Dante's Inferno". Actually, I sent a lesser minion there to stir things up, and shake the cage of all those free love hippies who seemed to think that nothing could go awry in the city of love. I still have to talk to those bikers though about copyright infringement. You can't use the word Hell just because you start a club or some such nonsense!
Beau:
Wasn't it kind of a petty event to mess with if you were so busy with wars and things?
Satan:
I should blast you with brimstone breath you plebeian. I already told you I sent a minion, and I barely gave it my stamp of approval anyway.
Beau:
Well I do have some more important questions for you Abaddon. In your opinion are we heading for the end of the World like the Bible says?
Satan:
At least you're in the ball park with that one. I'm hanging around this earthly plane a little more often right now because you could easily convince people that the end of the world is at nigh with all of this confusion. It's like a self fulfilling prophecy, so if I stick around and stir things up a bit mankind might just finish off the planet anyway without any help from Bible prophecies. I just make my presence known, do a few interviews, and eventually get a few more to sign on. Marketing is a powerful weapon you know, just ask Donald Trump.
Beau:
That sounds pretty grandiose, but I am in no position to argue. I've heard some interesting theories floating around about the present U.S. Administration. Is someone in there really the Antichrist?
Satan:
You're cutting it awfully close with that one Bozo, or Beau is it? You know as well as I do that there will be many false prophets, and besides any real Antichrist will have a lot more flair and charisma than those fools. Don't you think I might assume that role myself?
Beau:
I suppose you might have the qualifications. Do you have any other travel plans after Paris?
Satan:
Events are kind of taking care of themselves in Iran right now. North Korea looks interesting, and I hear the weather's good, but the food stinks. I think they might need a little pitch fork prodding to keep on with the whole Nuclear program there.
Beau:
Exactly how do you get around when you assume earthly form?
Satan:
Well in this day and age private jets are the only way to go. Do you think I'd tolerate that infernal airport security, delayed flights, and lousy airline grub? I don't have a lot of time to waste, while I'm laying things to waste so to speak.
Beau:
One more thing here? Are you stilled ticked off at God for casting you out of heaven all those years ago?
Satan:
I knew you were going to ask that one. A few hundred years ago I would have smote thee to death for being so impudent, but to tell you the truth that whole falling out thing with him has led to some wonderful opportunities. Just look, I get to do interviews with geeks like you. Seriously though, since I left the "fold" I've almost maintained equal footing with him. I'm sure he often questions his so called wisdom in giving me the boot, and he's sure got his hands full right now. Anyway your time is up. I've got to finish up here, and get a move on. If you're interested in some lifestyle enhancement products I've got a nice contract here for you to sign before I leave.
Beau:
Uh... no thanks. Well I did have a few more questions here Beelze... oops I mean Abaddon, but I can see you're a busy fellow. Is there any where you could be reached for a follow up story?
Satan:
Just sign the contract, and you'll get all the stories you need.
Beau:
Like I said, no thanks.
Satan:
Alright then I'm off. You might want to stop by room 666 for a few delicacies if you have the time Beau.
Beau:
Well actually I've got to take one of those airline flights you were referring to earlier. Thanks for the interview I guess?
As Beau finished speaking, the room instantly filled with thick, acrid smoke, and as it slowly waned he realized there was no else in the room. The slippery Devil was up to his old tricks again. Beau took the elevator to the lobby without stopping on the sixth floor, and he didn't look back.
Tuesday, April 28, 2026
Interview with Satan
Monday, April 20, 2026
What if Canada became the Fifty First State?
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As a disclaimer of sorts:
- I'm Canadian and wouldn't like to see Canada become the 51st State. This post is satirical and not meant as any serious reference to or commentary on the current political situation.
- They could add a star sized maple leaf to Old Glory to create the new flag.
- Canadian funny money would then have Monopoly status only.
- The Prime minister could become Assistant Vice President (ceremonial status).
- Americans could finally enjoy the "real" Niagara falls without crossing the border.
- Benedict Arnold could finally be exonerated.
- Canadians would have to stop bragging about the War of 1812.
- Canadians saying "Eh" at the end of every sentence would slowly disappear?
- Americans would be unbeatable at hockey.
- Canadians would have a real Military for once.
- No more painful border crossings either way.
- Everyone likes the sound of AmeriCanadians!
- The Sasquatch could no longer escape across the border, and would soon be caught.
- Alaskans would finally be connected to their fellow compatriots.
- No more Queens or Kings of Canada (too many Royal shenanigans).
- Americans would learn how to pronounce Saskatchewan.
- Americans would have easy access to real beer like Moosehead!
- Canadians could lose their reputation for being polite.
- No more obnoxious Ambassadors wasting time and money in useless Embassies.
- Maple syrup would also become an American staple.
Feel free to add your own outcome to the list in the comments section! :-).
Thursday, December 01, 2022
Sleep on It
"The best bridge between despair and hope is a good night's sleep". --Anonymous
"SLEEP - Those little slices of death, how I loathe them". --Edgar Allen Poe
"Problems always look smaller after a warm meal and a good night's sleep". --Anonymous
"It's a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it". --John Steinbeck
It's probably unrealistic in our fast paced, competitive lives to expect or demand any fixed amount of sleep hours. I think we should strive for quality of sleep. Try to improve factors such as diet, exercise, bedroom environment etc. that improve sleep efficiency, and avoid things that result in poor sleep quality such as excessive caffeine or alcohol, stress, etc.
There are some good sleep tips here at
The Better Sleep Council
What is your secret for a good nights sleep?
Sunday, September 06, 2020
Gambling and other Myths
Many people ridicule casino gambling by saying, "I've got better things to do with my money". Ironically, some of those will lose their assets through risky, and questionable venture capital schemes. Another cites the stock market as a glorified ponzi scheme, yet it has rebounded nicely since 2008 thanks to aggressive Federal Reserve policies. At one time owning a house was nearly a sure bet investment, but we all know what happened in the 2008 financial crisis, and the ensuing melt down in housing prices. All sorts of investment vehicles have been promoted over the years with varying degrees of success.
It seems that markets reel from one bubble to the next, with each bubble usually exacerbated by leverage and debt. The famous economist John Galbraith in his book "A brief history of financial euphoria" readily describes the common features and circumstances that have given rise to some famous financial bubbles including the Tulip Mania of Holland back in the 17th Century. History it seems, has a bad habit of repeating itself.
What then is the answer to creating and preserving wealth? It still comes down to a vocation that pays, common sense, diversification, and a bit of luck or good fortune in life. You also have to avoid the scammers and get rich quick schemes along the way. Greed and ignorance will generally get you in trouble, although there are many "legitimate" ways to lose money too, as already mentioned.
Don't fool yourself, investing is still gambling, although some bets are better and more informed than others. Sometimes a casino bet has much better odds than more "traditional" investments. At least in a casino you can generally calculate the odds against you. There are more than a few companies that have had their stock prices drop to zero - a few of them have been Dow Index companies. Thus investing, speculating and gambling are all part of the same spectrum. Perhaps a successful professional poker player isn't really a gambler, but a seasoned investor. Things are not always what they appear to be based upon their labels.
Good Luck and Good Investing.
Thursday, December 28, 2017
Holiday Hangover Remedies
For those of you who feel their drinking has become a problem with far too many hangovers:
Here's a good article discussing "How to Sober Up: Climbing a slippery slope"
James Bond can drink martinis ad nauseam, and vanquish the villains without slurring a word. After a few drinks, I'm more likely to make an embarrassing faux pas, but both of us would appreciate advice on Hangovers.
There's probably no such thing as a hangover "cure", but there are some methods to help you fight the toxic effects created by a bout of drinking.
Disclaimer:
There's sporadic scientific evidence for the remedies suggested here, but please consult any appropriate health experts before adhering to these methods. I will stake claim to a suggestion listed here. If you have a hangover, then do some mild exercise after hydrating yourself. For me this works as well as anything, but I haven't seen it mentioned elsewhere.
In the spirit of the season here is a list of hangover remedies for your holiday party survival:
- Drink lots of water before and after sleep (unless you are on medically prescribed fluid restriction). Sports drinks (not energy drinks) may
be a good alternative as well since they contain sugars, and
needed electrolytes.
- Take a shower or bath after a drinking bout.
- Ingest sweet foods that contain fructose (helps the body metabolize alcohol).
- Do some mild exercise, or take a brisk walk (stimulates the
circulation etc).
- Vitamin B complex tablet (within recommended daily dose).
- Cysteine (within recommended dose) as it counteracts
acetaldehyde - a by-product of alcohol metabolism.
- Vitamin C for its antioxidant effects.
- Be wary of headache pills as some (tylenol/acetaminophen) can
increase the risk of liver damage in conjunction with alcohol,
and some (ibuprofen, aspirin) can cause gastric irritation.
- PRAY.
- Drink clear alcohol. Dark alcohol tends to contain substances called cogeners, and these types of alcohols are more likely to cause hangover symptoms. White wine, vodkas, and light rum are examples of clear alcohols. Red wine, dark rum, sherry, and brandy are high in cogeners. Beer is somewhere in between.
- Drink slowly, and have some food in your stomach. If you are a small person the same amount of alcohol will affect you more than it would someone larger.
- Try to drink in moderation. The National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism recommends that women have no more than one drink per day and men no more than two drinks per day. One drink is defined as a 12-ounce bottle of beer; a 4-ounce glass of wine; or a 1 1/2-ounce shot of liquor.
- Drink some water in between your alcohol containing drinks as that will decrease your alcohol consumption, and help prevent dehydration.
- Of course, hangovers can be prevented altogether if you avoid alcohol completely, but that's not for everyone either.
Some promising new work on Hangovers indicates that the juice of Asian Pears can prevent or decrease the severity of hangovers!
Friday, December 02, 2016
Life Graph

The North American path to so called success is challenged in a Postmodern world. We pursue abundance to achieve "happiness", but that can become an addiction to material gain no matter what the consequences. True happiness and awareness then seem to be ever elusive beneath external circumstances and temporary forms.
Abraham Maslow discusses Self-Actualization in his book Motivation and Personality, and that is really what maximizes your potential, not the blind pursuit of material wealth. The 12 Characteristics of a Self-Actualized Person in the linked article make for a good read.
Saturday, February 06, 2016
Valentine's Day Lowdown

I'm not sure if the founding fathers of Valentine actually named their town after the Patron Saint, but we must give a nod to the man who actually inspired Valentine's Day. Apparently he was a Roman priest under the rule of Emperor Claudius II in the 2nd Century AD. He ignored the ruler's edict not to marry Christian couples, and ended up beheaded. Could that be the origin of the old saying "losing your head to love"?

Unfortunately Al Capone and his band of hoodlums gave a sinister taint of infamy to February 14th by orchestrating the 1929 St. Valentine's Day Massacre in Chicago. He succeeded in ending "Bugs" Moran's control of the North Side, but the foul deed brought more unwanted attention from the Federal government that ultimately led to his demise.

Here's a nice idea for a unique gift instead of the usual chocolates, sweets, and flowers. For approximately $145 U.S. you can give your Valentine 2 acres of Brazilian Rain forest. This is sponsored by the World Land Trust, and they'll throw in a box of Green and Black's Fair trade chocolate to boot!

Don't forget your Valentine this year and remember...
"The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love."
~ Henry Miller
Monday, November 30, 2015
Batman vs. Superman

Tuesday, October 28, 2014
Tazmanian Devil Syndrome

Do you know anyone with TDS (Tazmanian Devil Syndrome)?
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Sunday, August 03, 2014
Led Zeppelin?
Friday, April 25, 2014
E-Cigarette Anyone?
"more smokers are turning to electronic cigarettes to help them quit smoking"
Whatever sporadic cigarette smoking that I've tried was done years ago, but when on Vacation, I admit to having the odd craving for a Camel, or some equally repugnant strong cigarette (one reason I should avoid Vegas!). This has led me to consider the whole E-cigarette fad, and whether that would be a good alternative to satisfy the occasional nicotine craving. The main component of these devices is electronically vaporized, liquid nicotine often combined with other chemicals or flavoring elements. Presumably there are fewer toxic chemicals in the vapor as compared to regular cigarettes, but the product is unregulated and has not been rigorously studied in terms of health outcomes. There's no second hand smoke, but second hand vapor may not be harmless either. It's hard to believe that there wouldn't be some adverse effect on the lungs by inhaling concentrated nicotine. Children may be at special risk, as nicotine may slow the growth of the adolescent brain.
So I suppose it's buyer beware at this point, and avoiding temptation seems like the best option - In Vegas or not.
Get more information on E-cigarettes at How Stuff Works: 10 facts about e-cigarettes.
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Guest Author Invitation
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Thursday, December 12, 2013
Domestic Blunders
The "take home" lesson? Don't expend all your brain power at work - you need some for household duties too.
MY SHORT LIST OF MISADVENTURES AT HOME:
- Tried to cook pancakes on a George Foreman Grill. You know - the one with the sloped surface.
- Used regular liquid soap in an automatic dish washer. Try it if you want to see wet soap suds bubbling out of the dish washer all over your kitchen floor.
- Activated the home security system for motion detection prior to a walk, but forgot about the house cat. Came back home to blaring alarms and a terribly traumatized tabby.
- Locked myself out of the house on numerous occasions while tending to the yard. Good opportunity to learn meditation skills.
- Forgot about a lit candle that was in a flammable, plastic holder (or was this my wife?). The candle holder caught on fire, but fortunately we were able to extinguish it right away.
- A ladder slipped out from under me while I was trying to put Christmas lights on the eavestrough (This is a classic). Luckily, I was able to grab a part of the ladder while hanging onto the trough thus averting disaster. This is similar to a ladder scene involving Chevy Chase in the movie Christmas Vacation.
- Forgot about some pita bread I was grilling in the oven - yes it caught on fire. The fire remained confined to the oven, but the oven door was permanently charred and discolored. Try explaining that one to the wife.
- Tried to get rid of bags of dated pasta by throwing them in the garburator. This created a kind of starch super glue that completely clogged the garburator throughout every orifice (actually my wife did this).
- Left a closed spray nozzle attached to a garden hose on in the spring. It burst after a few freeze/thaw cycles dumping thousand of gallons of water into the yard. Coincidentally our sump pump gave out and the basement flooded. Realized the outdoor faucet was still on days and dollars later.
I could describe various scientific theories about human error and why it occurs in different situations, but that isn't the point. All of us can be Dumb, Dumber, or Dumberer at times. I'm sure many readers can relate to their own silly gaffs at home. If you would like to come clean about any of your domestic blunders, then please tell us your story by leaving a comment below.
Thursday, September 26, 2013
The Secret to Life (Encrypted)
Saturday, March 09, 2013
The Pink Haired Goddess
All of that seems like an alternate universe now - gambling too much, comped rooms and shows, arguments with pit bosses, and getting cheated by some black jack dealers. One highlight of those trips was seeing Tiger Woods in 96 playing the Las Vegas Invitational. On one hole, he hit a drive 350 yards that landed just off the fairway, and then expressed his displeasure with the shot by slamming his driver into the tee box turf. That was before all of the majors and millions of dollars, but he's still prone to the odd tantrum now and then. My Vegas visits are less frequent and more pedestrian now, but the curious should see Las Vegas at least once, despite all of the excess, spectacle, and debauchery on display there. You might get some insight into the dark side of human nature - yours and others, and meet a few quirky, but decent characters too. All a part of this whacky journey that we're on. "Bright light city gonna set my soul, gonna set my soul on fire."
Monday, January 28, 2013
Donut Mania
I don't, but at the other extreme a man named John Haight ate 29 donuts in just over six minutes back in 1981 to claim the Guinness World Record for donut eating. It makes you wonder if he could have eaten the worlds largest donut. It was an American-style jelly donut made in Utica, New York on January 21, 1993 that weighed 1.7 tons and was 16 feet in diameter - if not the donut, maybe he could have finished the hole or the jelly? Here is a whimsical page with a dozen interesting facts about donuts.
Donuts are ingrained in North American popular culture with TV characters like Homer Simpson satirizing your typical donut lover. Police are often ridiculed for hanging out at donut shops a lot, but it's probably not a fair rap since they may be the only restaurants open on late night shifts, and of course in a parking lot most people will spot the cruiser. There's a Tim Horton's donut shop across the street from a hospital in our city that is swarmed by health care workers on evening and night shifts. You might predict that many romances between cops and nurses began over the odd jelly sprinkled donut. Legend has it that dunking donuts first caught on when actress Mae Murray accidentally dropped a donut into her coffee while dining at Lindy's Deli on Broadway in New York City.

How relevant are donuts to the economics of society? It's claimed that in the United States there are over 10 billion donuts made every year - somewhat amazing for a sugary product that has little or no nutritional value. Some economists claim that you can judge the health of the economy by looking at the size of the hole in a donut. The hole is smaller when times are good because more dough is used. Could the shape have some universal appeal as a symbol - a circle - an empty hole - complete - but incomplete all at the same time? It certainly is a numerical symbol as shown by the Donut Abacus, although the donuts are often plastic in that case. In terms of economics, I'd like to see the former Billionaires at Krispy Kreme weigh in here.
Monday, December 24, 2012
Santa Makeover
First off, a new opening line would be in order since "HO HO HO" might be taken the wrong way in some circles. In these days of health awareness the extra weight should go - no more cookies and milk after a chimney run, and he needs a good exercise program. Perhaps he should start with a spa package in Alaska, then get the elves to build an exercise room next to the Reindeer stables? A spa visit that includes a beard trim, pedicure, manicure and hair coloring would be in order for a younger, more hip look. His suit is looking pretty gaudy too, and there are some eager and ready New York fashion designers hoping to craft Santa a new, updated costume. Heck, they could even add an invisibility cloak, so awakened little tots don't spot him in the house. Throw in a new hat, belt, and boots, and he'll be ready to fly. After the makeover, there'd be new corporate sponsorships on the horizon. If so, he'd need to get hooked up with a new P.R. firm, and be prepared to put a few logos on the new suit.
After all of this, he'll look pretty snazzy when he drops that lump of coal into Donald Trump's stocking.
Monday, October 01, 2012
Get your Speed out!
Monday, January 30, 2012
Road Raging


Are you a Road Rager?
Some disturbing aspects of driving that many of us overlook would be lethal or disabling accidents, pollution, and rampant burning of fossil fuels. However, something that anyone who drives is likely to encounter regularly would be rude, selfish, and occasional psychotic behavior from other drivers. Unfortunately we may be as likely to dish out the rudeness while driving as we are to receive it. Obvious explanations for this rash behavior are often cited - such as the impersonal reality of commuting anonymously along side other strangers in their vehicles, and instinctive responses to perceived physical threats ( the *#$!!# idiot who just cut you off) etc. However, these explanations or excuses do not address the core problem with selfish, angry driving, and that is a basic lack of respect for your fellow humans on the road. Driving courteously, without getting angry, and respecting the rules of the road could be one of the greatest personal, and spiritual challenges that an individual could set for themselves. Instead of arriving at our driving destinations exhausted, frustrated, and angry we could finish our road trips refreshed in the knowledge that we did not react to other drivers' boorish behavior, and we may have actually put a smile on someone's face by letting them into our lane. It's likely that drivers could add years to their lives, and enjoy better health by staying calm and courteous in traffic. The road ragers are on a self destructive path that unfortunately may injure others as well. We can't control others, but we can be responsible for our own behavior, and since driving is often the most dangerous activity on our daily schedule why don't we start there? The idea of using a SORRY sign to appease a potential road rager doesn't appeal to me, but it may have some merit as well.
Here is an excellent discussion on dealing with stress and pressure in the vehicle.
Tags:
Road Rage, Driving
Thursday, January 05, 2012
Tomorrow Lives
Tomorrow: Do something you've never done before.
Tomorrow: Make friends with someone.
Tomorrow: Come to terms with an enemy.
Tomorrow: Start a new life path.
Tomorrow: Kiss someone you love.
Tomorrow: Exercise your body.
Tomorrow: Don't worry about the past or the future.
Tomorrow: Invent something.
Tomorrow: Be yourself.
Tomorrow: Is whatever you want it to be.
Have a great day!
Tags:
Tomorrow, Inspiration, Spiritual, Philosophy, Awareness, Harmony, Peace

