Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Humanitarian Aid for Victims of Hurricane Katrina

I doubt if most of us can really imagine the reality of a large city completely flooded by the surge of a killer hurricane. One of the most historic cities in North America, and other beautiful gulf coast areas are now part of an unprecedented disaster that will take years to recover from. At this moment there are still many people stranded, and needing to be rescued. There are widespread power outages, a lack of drinkable water, food shortages, and the threat of imminent disease outbreak. Families have been wrenched apart, and there is tremendous suffering. Please find it in your heart to provide assistance to these unfortunate victims in any way that you can.

The American Red Cross is one organization to consider for any donations, but there are many other worthy contributions as well.

Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Forty Year Old Virgin

The title of this movie suggests that there might be something unique or unusual about someone being a forty year old virgin. Now I can't say that I definitely know any male virgins who are forty or older, but I suspect that their numbers are greater than one might think. There are more than a few male bachelors who reach their forties without tying the proverbial knot, and surely some of them are still virgins. The movie itself, despite some good laughs, suggests that anyone who is still a virgin at forty is more than a little quirky and eccentric. Wait a minute! When you stop and think for a moment about some of the bad scenarios associated with sexual activity such as disease, unwanted pregnancy, impotency, awkward morning exits, addiction, and self esteem issues, then maybe abstinence isn't such an odd idea. It's too late for most of us, but if you happen to know a forty year old male virgin just leave the poor guy alone! He's probably a priest anyway.

For those of you who might be interested in pursuing some information on abstinence, there is help out there. A word of advice though. Never, ever, ever have your chest hair waxed and removed.

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Monday, August 22, 2005

Blog Rant

OK. I admit it. I need help. This blogging thing is beginning to tick me off. Having the patience of a gnat doesn't help as I wait for the comments and page clicks to roll in. I don't want to admit that I am a newbie. These posts are all over the place I know. So come on! Somebody out there in Blog land help me. Please! I will humbly consider any advice. Leave a comment or two. Post to my blog if that is possible. Leave me a link to your blog. I'll go there I promise. Let's do reciprocal blog rolls (sounds kinky). God forbid I might even learn the mighty HTML code. I am getting desperate for contact. I didn't think isolation, and desolation existed on the web, but here it is on my own damn *%%!#%* blog site. Fellow bloggers have mercy, and leave me a sign that someone is out there. I know, suck it up, stop wallowing in self pity, take action. I will, I really will, but pleeeeeeaaaaaaaaaase heeeeellllllppppppp now!

Sunday, August 21, 2005

The New Top Gun

Coming soon to a theater near you!

See the incredible aerial stunts!

It's the cinematic release of ...


Directed by T. Cruise
Starring T. Cruise
Produced by Oprah